Handheld Fart Machine

Since 1981 the Pooter Tooter has been the greatest fart sound noise maker since the Whoopee Cushion. The Pooter Tooter is a small unit, easily concealed in the palm of the hand, poised for the perfect moment. Moisten the palm, place the moistened area over the hole, and squeeze slowly. Use the Pooter Tooter in a quiet setting for hilarious results. Try it in elevators, or awaken a lazy cat or spouse, in the movie theater, filling awkward silences, or in the cosmic event that all these instances occur at once. Never have a dull moment again!

I ship immediately with tracking, and please allow 2-5 days for delivery in the USA.

We also ship Internationally.  Have fun tootin…Gary